We want to make sure that everybody understands how we are going to do things and what we hope to accomplish by sharing our opinions and experiences.
The first and obvious reason for writing this blog is that we are supremely intelligent people who have decided to grace you with knowledge you would never otherwise get. Secondly, we are going to shed light on the tendencies, inconsistencies and games that people insist on bringing to the table of life. The only goal we have is to make people think about the things they do before, during, and/or after they do them. Luckily for you, we will do this in a fantastically transparent, terribly entertaining manner. And if for some reason you aren't entertained, leave us a comment about what its like to live life without a sense of humor. Honestly, if you aren't entertained, we really won't we be hurt because this blog is simply meant to entertain us.
1. We will change the names to protect the guilty.
2. We will refer to most people as Todd or Sally. Please do the same.
3. Look both ways before crossing the street.
4. Anything goes, but generalities will be used whenever possible.
5. Don’t talk about fight club. (Just kidding, tell all your friends about our online fight club)
6. Nothing obscene, except for the obscenely stupid.
7. If you are going to make a comment on a post, please follow the same rules.
8. Any comment deemed inappropriate by either one of us will be deleted.
9. If you must curse (because sometimes it is needed) please no F bombs.
10. Wipe properly.
11. If you think a post is about you, not everything is about you! Except that post....that post is probably about you.
12. If you disagree with something and resort to blatant personal attacks, please prepare to be outdone.
Look people, you're in the ring with the champs! Let the partially anonymous humiliation begin!
